"Erifanieid the Hysterical" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in 
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> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Marvel 
> has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>
>>"Erifanieid the Hysterical" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote 
>>in
>>message news:urrej41t0tqm4k2rfncbjcu0o9seah22ab@4ax.com...
>>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan
>>> Murphy
>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>>>On Dec 4, 8:49 am, tesig...@diary.ocn.ne.jp (tesig...@diary.ocn.ne.jp)
>>>>wrote:
>>>>> Declan Murphy <declan_mur...@hotmail.com> writes:
>>>>> > Making the rounds of the foreign press is the poem of a salaryman
>>>>> > translated thus:
>>>>>
>>>>> > "The only warmth in my life is the toilet seat"
>>>>>
>>>>> > Does anyone know what the original haiku was?
>>>>>
>>>>> このオレに　あたたかいのは 便座だけ
>>>>>
>>>>> see (in
>>>>> Japanese):http://event.dai-ichi-life.co.jp/company/senryu/20th/best_10.html
>>>>
>>>>ありがとう！
>>>>
>>>>I think I'm finally starting to understand the distinction between
>>>>senryu and haiku.
>>>
>>> These haikus certainly paint a vivid picture of near-complete isolation
>>> and
>>> despair, doesn't it? I thought one would expect more haikus containing
>>> boss
>>> dismemberment at by wolves and stuff like that, but you sort of imagine
>>> these
>>> guys penning their 5-7-5s and then jumping off a bridge.
>>>
>>
>>Don't go jumping off that bridge just yet...tomorrow brings new promise.
>>see below amature syllablized haiku (should brighten your day).
>>Could not figure out how to work the season in...
>>
>>--
>>
>>I sit here broke heart
>>
>>Try to shit - only farted
>>
>>Tomorrow try too
>
> Work the season in? Well how about:
>
>
> Outdoor crisis solved!
> Thankful for the autumn leaves
> I can wipe my butt
>
>
>
That has solved my shopping dilemma.

Cross stitching that one to give as christmas gifts.