We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that obakesan has
>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>> 
>>> In article <7dd32902-8080-4b46-91dc-14217e26a5cf@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com>, "John W." <worthj1970@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Jul 13, 6:14=A0pm, CL <flot...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Was that the one where you can
>>>>> become a citizen in two weeks and be elected to the Diet or the one with
>>>>> the bonus swimsuit collection DVD?
>>>>>
>>>> Only if you're from Osaka.
>>> ohh ... I thought it was Gifu
>> 
>> At least Gifu is a much calmer place now without the catfights.
>
>Yeah, but Japanese television has had to return to "our enemies the 
>North Koreans," "Jimin bad; Minshu not as bad but Ozawa is more 
>cryptic," and "The evils of buying food grown in China," now that the 
>Gifu mud slinging matsuri has been taken off the air.

Oh, and I just saw this morning that Japan has repeated its perennial claim to
Takeshima/Dokdo. For the love of all that's holy, people, LET THE KOREANS HAVE
THEIR BELOVED UNINHABITABLE ROCKS. Those nutballs sing *songs* about their
historical ownership of these rocks, and I'm confident they would resort to
global thermanukular hollycost to protect them. That's just bleedin' silly. What
everyone wants is fish and gas; let's phrase the argument in these terms, not in
patriotic horseshit. You draw a border that bisects the Sea of Japan (NO! IT'S
THE "EAST SEA"! LET'S ARGUE POINTLESSLY ABOUT THAT TOO!!1111!!!) with a little
bump that gives them their stupid rocks, and be done with it. Blah blah blah
blah blah Rape of Nanking.

Come to think of it, Female Politician Steel Cage Match was at least original.


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background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with 
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party