Marvel wrote:
> Eukie_M_SHIRAISHI,
> 
> Someone already came through here with a miracle CD that can teach the 
> entire language in just three days.
> 
> Using the hypnopadia method.

Dang, I thought that was /speak/ in three days and /read/ in one week. 
I'll have to re-read the offer brochure.  Was that the one where you can 
become a citizen in two weeks and be elected to the Diet or the one with 
the bonus swimsuit collection DVD?

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CL