"CL" <flothru@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
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> Marvel wrote:
>> Eukie_M_SHIRAISHI,
>>
>> Someone already came through here with a miracle CD that can teach the 
>> entire language in just three days.
>>
>> Using the hypnopadia method.
>
> Dang, I thought that was /speak/ in three days and /read/ in one week. 
> I'll have to re-read the offer brochure.  Was that the one where you can 
> become a citizen in two weeks and be elected to the Diet or the one with 
> the bonus swimsuit collection DVD?
>
After first launching the three day campaign they were so inundated demand 
could not be met.
In an effort to meet the consumers expectations they offered a free parcel 
of land in uptown Tokyo to the first one thousand foreigners to complete the 
three day course. (deeded in the foreigners name).
Again overwhelmed with response they initiated the "become a citizen in two 
weeks and be elected Diet" program. The genius marketing plan however was 
not without drawbacks, there was no shortage of winners and within a week 
they had over four thousand Citizen Diets.
As a last ditch effort to avoid law suits they started giving away the 
swimsuit collection DVDs.
Turns out there was a minor insertion in the DVD's .. they contained a porn 
trailer from a B movie.
The company is now off the charts with talk of a hostile takeover by 
Nintendo.