On 4 Nov 2003 00:42:23 GMT, "SR" <srindler@da2.so-net.ne.jp> belched
the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Embarrassment!
>
>Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
>children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
>answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was
>being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
>his father.
>
>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
>his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
>good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
>him for money."
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David
>aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was
>too Embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Please don't tell my mother I'm a truck driver. She thinks I have a
respectable job playing piano in a whorehouse.