Embarrassment!

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was
being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was
too Embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."




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