The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that
> mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

> >Marvel <manager@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> Sorry, we already beat you to it.
> >
> >> Our new system teaches Entire languages including multiple dialects in mere 
> >> days.
> >
> >> The secret is in our patented melding tecnique.
> >
> >I've always wanted to learn Vulcan...

> Impossible. Everyone knows that gaigin are, by nature, illogical beings, and
> would not be able to grasp such concepts.

> I guess I will just have to stick with Klingon. arGH a'HaQ cougH! (Peace be with
> you!)

I already speak Klingon: "Jsphti, Ga'k argt *hairball" ("Joseph, I can see your
house from here")

Mike