We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that
mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>Marvel <manager@nospam.com> wrote:
>> Sorry, we already beat you to it.
>
>> Our new system teaches Entire languages including multiple dialects in mere 
>> days.
>
>> The secret is in our patented melding tecnique.
>
>I've always wanted to learn Vulcan...

Impossible. Everyone knows that gaigin are, by nature, illogical beings, and
would not be able to grasp such concepts.

I guess I will just have to stick with Klingon. arGH a'HaQ cougH! (Peace be with
you!)


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