On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 18:33:03 +1000, windsor <fake@none.com> brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>> Since they only pretend to teach English to people who pretend to
>> learn it, you could certainly be excused for thinking that. But being
>> without a college degree myself, I can assure you from firsthand
>> experience that most schools *do* care.
>
>Australians can get a one year working holidays visa, as long as they 
>have some pre-arranged employment. Places like Nova accept these people 
>as long as they have one year of tertiary education (that includes 
>vocational collages). But they can only work part time.
>
>> Actually, all that is needed
>> is any sort of visa allowing employment, a pulse, and the ability to
>> tie a necktie. The latter requirement can be waived if you have a
>> presentable clip-on.
>
>Nova rejects around 40-50% of applicants, so that's alot of people 
>without a pulse.

Or without a presentable clip-on, more likely.

You don't have to be a genius to work at Nova, but you do have to be
presentable.





--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College