Michael Cash wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:03:07 -0000, "Paul Blay"
> <ask_me_or_get_spam_trapped@saotome.demon.co.uk> brought down from the
> Mount tablets inscribed:
>
>> "Michael Cash" <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote ...
>>> I have discovered that the chief advantage to not removing shoes
>>> indoors is that one generally needn't worry about one's footwear being
>>> stolen while it is attached to one's feet.
>>>
>>> I went to the pool after work yesterday. When I got ready to come
>>> home, I discovered that some son of a bitch had stolen my shoes.
>> I take size twelves, I would (without foundation) suppose that rather
>> few people over there would actually fit mine.
>
> My size 29 earth disturbers wouldn't fit many people here, as is
> evidenced by the fact that the largest size most shoe stores carry in
> stock is 27.5.
>
> There's no way somebody just put mine on by mistake and walked out
> without noticing.

OTOH, if you see the bastard he'll probably stick out like a sore thumb.

Dan