On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:03:07 -0000, "Paul Blay"
<ask_me_or_get_spam_trapped@saotome.demon.co.uk> brought down from the
Mount tablets inscribed:

>"Michael Cash" <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote ...
>>I have discovered that the chief advantage to not removing shoes
>> indoors is that one generally needn't worry about one's footwear being
>> stolen while it is attached to one's feet.
>> 
>> I went to the pool after work yesterday. When I got ready to come
>> home, I discovered that some son of a bitch had stolen my shoes.
>
>I take size twelves, I would (without foundation) suppose that rather
>few people over there would actually fit mine.

My size 29 earth disturbers wouldn't fit many people here, as is
evidenced by the fact that the largest size most shoe stores carry in
stock is 27.5.

There's no way somebody just put mine on by mistake and walked out
without noticing.






--

Michael Cash

"Clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right, Mr. Cash.
Clowns and jokers."

                                Prof. Ernest T. Bass
                                Mount Pilot College