tm wrote:
> Ron Hitler Barrassi <greg-the-stop-sign@tism.com.au> wrote:
> 
>>tm wrote:
>>
>>>Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>>>tm wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>tm wrote:
> 
> 
>>>>>>>Coupla months ago I wandered into an 'Irish Pub' in Shinjuku that was 
>>>>>>>overrun with loud, obnoxious, baseball-cap-wearing a-holes from 
>>>>>>>ustralia. What's up with that? They don't even play baseball in 
>>>>>>>ustralia.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Really? What was I doing on first base then?
>>>>>
>>>>>Does 'first base' mean the same thing with you gays as it does with 
>>>>>us? Not that there's anything wrong with what youall do.
>>>>
>>>>I dunno. First base is the place the batsman runs to when he hits 
>>>>the ball and the wicketkeeper throws the ball to the fielder at 
>>>>first base to get a run out.
>>>
>>>And here i was all ready to apologize for misspelling 'guys'.
>>
>>I thought that was a lame attempt at parody of our accents. I 
>>didn't suspect the lameness was yet to begin....
> 
> 
> No no, continue on, the lameness has only just begun. I can do this 
> all day.
> 
> 
>>>So do you girls ever hock up a manly spit while playing croquet? Or, 
>>>when your padded linens get soiled, do you just screech about the 
>>>dingo stole your baby and run to hide in the nearest large can of 
>>>Fosters?
>>
>>I doubt anyone plays croquet in Australia, that mallet is more 
>>likely to be used hitting people. We stop soiling our linens at a 
>>very young age, <2. Dingos only attack Seventh Day Adventists. 
>>Fosters was founded by an American, no true Australian would 
>>drink it.
> 
> 
> None of that was a denial. So, we can safely assume that ustralians 
> are incapable of hocking up a manly spit while playing croquet? And 
> here i thought it was a country of Crocodile Dundees. Paul Hogan is 
> only134 cm tall, is that the norm in your country?

This is obviously a cultural thing. Australians are rating on 
their manliness by the amount we can urinate. Spewing is also a 
sign of manliness although it has to be controlled.

Do I really have to say that the Paul Hogan is not a typical Aussie?