tm wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> 
>>tm wrote:
>>
>>>Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>>
>>>>tm wrote:
> 
> 
>>>>>Coupla months ago I wandered into an 'Irish Pub' in Shinjuku that was 
>>>>>overrun with loud, obnoxious, baseball-cap-wearing a-holes from 
>>>>>ustralia. What's up with that? They don't even play baseball in 
>>>>>ustralia.
>>>>
>>>>Really? What was I doing on first base then?
>>>
>>>Does 'first base' mean the same thing with you gays as it does with 
>>>us? Not that there's anything wrong with what youall do.
>>
>>I dunno. First base is the place the batsman runs to when he hits 
>>the ball and the wicketkeeper throws the ball to the fielder at 
>>first base to get a run out.
> 
> 
> And here i was all ready to apologize for misspelling 'guys'.

I thought that was a lame attempt at parody of our accents. I 
didn't suspect the lameness was yet to begin....

> So do you girls ever hock up a manly spit while playing croquet? Or, 
> when your padded linens get soiled, do you just screech about the 
> dingo stole your baby and run to hide in the nearest large can of 
> Fosters?

I doubt anyone plays croquet in Australia, that mallet is more 
likely to be used hitting people. We stop soiling our linens at a 
very young age, <2. Dingos only attack Seventh Day Adventists. 
Fosters was founded by an American, no true Australian would 
drink it.