Ed wrote:
> "Declan Murphy" <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:41EE454A.4000101@hotmail.com...
> 
>>Ed wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I don't know where I'm going with this, but I can tell you that if my
> 
> wife
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>>>dies or leaves me for a Jehovah's Witness, I'm in a world of shit
> 
> because
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>>>she's got a drawer full of bank books and other assorted papers where
> 
> our
> 
>>>future is held.
>>
>>She doesn't have a fireproof safe?
>>
>>
>>>And I just have a gut feeling that not one of those bank books is flush
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> with
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>>>cash reserved specifically for beer in my golden years.
>>
>>Never mind growing vegetables, you need a get a homebrew kit, ie a
>>bucket and some ingredients. With a bit of time, you will have allsorts
>>of things growing in there.
> 
> 
> I've heard about those homebrew kits. The problem is that we're talking
> about the occasional explosion, right? Like, I've got my attic I could use,
> but it gets hotter than hell up there in the summer. And I've got my little
> aluminum shed outside, but that's filled with tires, skis, dog food, and all
> kinds of gardening crap my wife digs out every summer so she can torture
> whatever poor plant she plans on planting with a lack of water. She planted
> strawberries in december and I'm like "doesn't it start snowing and freezing
> in a week or two?"
> 
> The strawberry patch is currently hidden under about a foot of snow right
> now...
> 

just add some condensed milk and you have ichigo miruku kori!