Ed wrote:

> I don't know where I'm going with this, but I can tell you that if my wife
> dies or leaves me for a Jehovah's Witness, I'm in a world of shit because
> she's got a drawer full of bank books and other assorted papers where our
> future is held.

She doesn't have a fireproof safe?

> And I just have a gut feeling that not one of those bank books is flush with
> cash reserved specifically for beer in my golden years.

Never mind growing vegetables, you need a get a homebrew kit, ie a
bucket and some ingredients. With a bit of time, you will have allsorts
of things growing in there.

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