"Ryan Ginstrom" <ryang@TINNED.MEATgol.com> wrote in message

> Speaking of fun with xenophobia, I took the wife and sprog v. 1.6m to a
> setsumeikai for this cruise package deal.
....
> "I know a lot of you are worried about dinner: What if a gaikokugin sits
> next to me? Well, there is no need to worry: we will ensure that only
> Japanese are seated at your table at dinner."

You should reserve for that cruise for you and your son. That'd be cool for
you to have dinner at the table of the captain with the crew, while your kid
is at another table, messing the dinner dresses of the Nihonjins and
speaking English to frighten them.

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