The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.biPOKPOKglobe.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<3f5e73f6$0$2942$df066bcf@news.sexzilla.net>...
> Ernest Schaal and fj.life.in-japan is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> 
> [...]
> 
> >> 2) You're apparently closer than I thought. I am in ?? specifically. Near
> >> the ??????. I can smell the pigshit from here.
> >
> >You are about forty-five minutes away from us, by bicycle. 
> 
> 3) I own a bicycle, but rarely use it because I'm a fat, lazy bastard. I'd
> rather drive.

We bicycle for our health.

> 4) Did you happen to get caught up in the fiasco this morning?
> I was standing at Gifu Station ready to board a train when
> lightning struck the power lines in Inazawa, causing the entire
> ???? to shut down. We all became refugees, some
> 16 bazillion of us, and we all had to trudge over to Shin-gifu
> and pack ourselves onto one of those badly-designed Panorama
> trains so hard they had to peel me off the walls. This after I
> had to wade through the CAR WASH OF GOD!!!!?!`+!{`+!{`+"{`+ to
> get to the station in the first place. Mother Nature
> is a bitch whoredog.

Nope, missed that because I work next to Gifu Park (very short commute).