Ernest Schaal and fj.life.in-japan is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.biPOKPOKglobe.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<3f5e73f6$0$2942$df066bcf@news.sexzilla.net>...
>> Ernest Schaal and fj.life.in-japan is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>> 
>> [...]
>> 
>> >> 2) You're apparently closer than I thought. I am in ?? specifically. Near
>> >> the ??????. I can smell the pigshit from here.
>> >
>> >You are about forty-five minutes away from us, by bicycle. 
>> 
>> 3) I own a bicycle, but rarely use it because I'm a fat, lazy bastard. I'd
>> rather drive.
>
>We bicycle for our health.

So do we, but we usually go toward Motosu. Less cars.

>> 4) Did you happen to get caught up in the fiasco this morning?
>> I was standing at Gifu Station ready to board a train when
>> lightning struck the power lines in Inazawa, causing the entire
>> ???? to shut down. We all became refugees, some
>> 16 bazillion of us, and we all had to trudge over to Shin-gifu
>> and pack ourselves onto one of those badly-designed Panorama
>> trains so hard they had to peel me off the walls. This after I
>> had to wade through the CAR WASH OF GOD!!!!?!`+!{`+!{`+"{`+ to
>> get to the station in the first place. Mother Nature
>> is a bitch whoredog.
>
>Nope, missed that because I work next to Gifu Park (very short commute).



Trade ya.


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