John W. wrote:
> mtfester@netscape.net wrote:
[snip]
>> No, the Lesson is:
>> Don't let anyone with sharp objects near your wee-wee.
>> Mikeobjects near your wee-wee.
>>
> I'm not sure I want to know what a Mikeobject is, though I
> think I can guess.

It's something that might not perform up to expectations if rubbed
carelessly, and that you need to plug in to a socket to deliver
effective results, and of which amplification might be an issue.