mtfester@netscape.net wrote:
> Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
> 
>>On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 23:05:34 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
>><etakajp@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
> 
> 
>>>Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing
>>>Thu Aug 28, 3:27 PM ET
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/llc7
>>
> 
>>Like our mothers always told us, there's always someone worse off.
> 
> 
>>Lesson: If your hearing is in any way impaired, have someone accompany
>>you to the hospital.
> 
> 
> No, the Lesson is:
> 
> Don't let anyone with sharp objects near your wee-wee.
> 
> Mikeobjects near your wee-wee.
> 
I'm not sure I want to know what a Mikeobject is, though I think I can 
guess.

John W.