"charp" <danielscott@softcontrol.co.uk> wrote in message news:bckf9n$s5m$1@hercules.btinternet.com...
> Hi There
>
> I'm looking at buying a digital camcorder for the first time any idea on the
> type of questions i should be asking the sales people in the stores i visit?

    a.. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    b.. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
    c.. Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
    d.. Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
    e.. Does killing time damage eternity?
    f.. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    g.. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    h.. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
    i.. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
    j.. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
        liquid made with real lemons?
    k.. Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
    l.. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
    m.. Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they
        keep it?
    n.. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
    o.. Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
    p.. Do pilots take crash-courses?
    q.. Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
    r.. Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
        just whipped out a quarter?
    s.. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    t.. How can there be self-help "groups"?
    u.. How do you get off a non-stop flight?
    v.. How many weeks are there in a light year?
    w.. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his
        Walkman?
    x.. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear
        earmuffs?
    y.. If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
    z.. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are
        Girl Scout cookies made out of?
    aa. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
    ab. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the
        way they do?
    ac. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns
        out of?
    ad. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
    ae. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
    af. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
    ag. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
        does he become disoriented?
    ah. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a
        running child?
    ai. Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
    aj. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already
        there?
    ak. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    al. Is a person who moves out of California called a decal ?




> What should i be looking for in a digital camcorder?
>

Beautiful women! Specifically in the viewfinder.







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Ok, ok, type in "Digital Camera Review" in yur search engine and read-read-read.
Other than that, Nikon, Olympus, and Cannon (in that order) seem to be the most
popular among discerning shoppers...  and for very good reasons.

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