"Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message 
news:42cc9253$0$2534$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
> "Ron Mexico" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net> wrote
>
>
>>>>>>>> He probably got it from Prez. Bush..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yep, he's a big supporter.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> And a tard.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, why are you two love birds mad at each other?  Mattinglyfan gag?
>>>>>
>>>> I'm talking about Bush. Did you really have to ask?
>>>
>>> Well, when you say that Mattinglyfan aka Ron Texaco is a big tard, then 
>>> yes, one would have to ask why you'd say that and if the honeymoon was 
>>> over.
>>
>> You are so dumb it hurts some time.
>
> lol.  Perception.  You can hardly trust your limited comprehension 
> abilities enough to throw stones, son.
>
> Person A: He (MattinglyFan) probably got it from Prez. Bush.
>
> Me:  Yes, he's (MattinglyFan's) a big supporter.
>
> Jojo: (Yes, he's (MattinglyFan's) a big supporter) and a tard.
>
> Me:  Oh, why...
> ...
>
> You:  I'm an oblivious twat!  AAAAUUUURRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!  EUr Dum!
>
> Me:  lol.  Perception.  You can hardly trust your limited comprehension 
> abilities enough to throw stones, son.
>

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