On Oct 5, 11:53 pm, "John W." <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Oct 4, 10:30 pm, chuckers <chucker...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > In a divorce, it would probably be better to give up on the old pussy
> > and move on
> > to a newer one.
>
> > But never, ever, try to move to a new pussy while you still have
> > commitments to
> > the old one.-
>
> Does that work for my female dog?
>
> John W.

Bitches can be a bit more problematic.  Certainly, you ought to give
up on the bitch but she is
probably going to be cruel to any male offspring out of spite.  As has
been shown, offspring
in a seperation are the usual victims.

Other animals to avoid in a divorce would be your pet scapegoats and
jackasses.  Trouser snakes
are known trouble-makers in a divorce so keep it locked up until
proceedings are finalised.  And
once finalised, don't get upset if the ex finds a new one of her own
to play with.  It is bound to
happen.