On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 14:19:34 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com>
wrote:

>"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
>news:bpvbfj01rqk@drn.newsguy.com...

>And yes, I would love to take you up on your offer, however I fear it won't
>be in the near future. We are all involved in a very dangerous triangle. You
>see, my wife is currently spending 2 out of 3 nights at the hospital, and
>she has somehow gotten it into her head that I am enjoying myself while she
>is away, so on the nights when she comes back here, she spends most of it
>bitching at me about things like drinking beer, shopping for food, not
>making enough money, not having finished sheetrocking the attic (it's an
>ongoing process well into its fifth year), not having cleaned the garbage
>out of the monoki, forgetting to water her house plants, and having a dirty
>coffee cup on my desk.

I think our wives may be somehow related. I could have written the
above paragraph except that instead of the hospital it's 2 or 3
mornings a week when she's at her own part-time job and I'm home
babysitting. Also instead of an attic (we don't have an attic in this
house) it's the storage shed we've got out back that she's always on
my ass to clean out and reorganize, an undertaking I've LONG been
procrastinating. 

>So anyway, back to the triangle. She is getting stressed out from all this
>theoretical fun I am having (more relaxing than fun to tell you the truth)
>while she is away, so she takes it out on me by bitching at me when she is
>here. I turn around and get it all out of my system by ranting to the
>wonderful people here at fjlij headquarters.

Now I get it, Ed. Go ahead and let me have it. I know where you're
coming from.

Rak