Re: Toilet haiku
We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan Murphy
has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>On Dec 8, 10:29 am, Erifanieid the Hysterical
><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan Murphy
>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>
>> >On Dec 6, 12:58?pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
>> >> "John W." <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:0c16f041-dbf8-437f-8128-957d16f655c6@j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
>> >> On Dec 4, 7:01 pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > I sit here broke heart
>>
>> >> > Try to shit - only farted
>>
>> >> > Tomorrow try too
>>
>> >> >Google is really pissing me off. I've tried to post this same haiku
>> >> >four times already and it never shows up. Other posts do, and this one
>> >> >says successful, but the damn thing doesnt show up. So here it is
>> >> >again. Again.
>>
>> >> >Smells and sounds erupt
>> >> >In sweet anonymity.
>> >> >When did I eat corn?
>>
>> >> >Damn Google.
>>
>> >> >John
>>
>> >> FWIW I was having the same problem and by chance found that it was happening
>> >> only when posting behind certain posters. No idea why.
>>
>> >Google groups won't let you reply to Jeff's posts (annd possibly some
>> >others). The reason is because of the succinct phrase you'll find in
>> >his headers
>>
>> >"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
>> >your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
>>
>> >Now I'm wondering if f@ will also be blocked.
>>
>> Oooooooops. I spend too much time in alt.*. Fixed.
>
>サンキュー。 Until recently it remained something of a mystery as to why
>google would index your posts, but wouldn't let others reply to them,
>and yet would index posts by spammers that breached google's so called
>terms of service. The "sponsored links" column provides one
>suggestion. On a page where your
>
>"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
>your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
>
>text is displayed, do-no-evil google has an advert for
>
><taste>
>Suicide Prevention
>Full Encyclopedia Entry
>4 Pages of Information
></tasteless>
>
>followed by!!!
>
>"Shop at WebSpider.com" etc.
>
>Classy!
Google ads are notorious for unintentionally tactless ad placement, like the one
I saw once for "his and hers sexual lubricants" smack in the middle of a news
article about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama's presidential debate.
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