Michael Cash wrote:
> On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 09:07:52 -0800, Dan Rempel <drempel@hurtly_flurty>
> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>
>
>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:02:46 +0900, Declan Murphy
>>><declan_murphy@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>inscribed:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Paul Blay wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Kevin Wayne Williams" <kww.nihongo@verizon.nut> wrote ...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Paul Blay wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So anybody really interested in seeing me on Japanese TV can send
>>>>>>>50,000 pounds to my Paypal account*.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I only have guilders. Do you accept those?
>>>>>
>>>>>Sur... Hey! Wait a sec.  Didn't they turn into toilet paper a while back
>>>>>thanks
>>>>>to joining the Euro?
>>>>
>>>>Perhaps the euro hasn't reached the west indies yet? Slow boats or
>>>>something?
>>>>
>>>>I wonder if someone started a rent-a-gaigin site similar to
>>>>http://www.rent-a-negro.com/ whether the hiragana times etc would be
>>>>able to spot the joke?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>=============================================================================
>>>Additional Services
>>>
>>>. "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
>>>   (30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)
>>>
>>>. Touch Her Hair: $25 each time
>>>
>>>. Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch
>>>
>>>. Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50
>>>
>>>. Tell her "you look just like..." another black person: $100
>>>
>>>. Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time
>>>
>>>. Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
>>>
>>>. Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
>>>
>>>. Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
>>>
>>>. "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
>>>
>>>. Certificate of Association: $100
>>>A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
>>>
>>>==============================================================================
>>>
>>>With only minor modifications, this has major potential for some
>>>enterprising gaigin renter.
>>
>>But what about the Don Simmons' of the world?
>
>
> Making a career out of a personal affliction? The McEnglish schools
> are loaded with them. There is no indication that they sufficiently
> meet the demand for services similar to those suggested by the pricing
> list. Still plenty of money-making opportunity out there.

I heard on the news this morning that Michael Jackson will be hosting
yet another group of young children at his personal fantasy-land, while
sitll awaiting a court decision on his alleged kiddy-diddling charge. Hmm...

Dan