On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:02:46 +0900, Declan Murphy
<declan_murphy@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>Paul Blay wrote:
>> "Kevin Wayne Williams" <kww.nihongo@verizon.nut> wrote ...
>> 
>>> Paul Blay wrote:
>>>
>>>> So anybody really interested in seeing me on Japanese TV can send
>>>> 50,000 pounds to my Paypal account*.
>>>
>>> I only have guilders. Do you accept those?
>> 
>> Sur... Hey! Wait a sec.  Didn't they turn into toilet paper a while back 
>> thanks
>> to joining the Euro?
>
>Perhaps the euro hasn't reached the west indies yet? Slow boats or 
>something?
>
>I wonder if someone started a rent-a-gaigin site similar to 
>http://www.rent-a-negro.com/ whether the hiragana times etc would be 
>able to spot the joke?


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Additional Services

. "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
   (30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

. Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

. Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

. Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

. Tell her "you look just like..." another black person: $100

. Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

. Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

. Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

. Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

. "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

. Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.

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With only minor modifications, this has major potential for some
enterprising gaigin renter.










--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College