Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote in message news:<1gicf0tk9cg0p5pqmibijkhi3ct2nkcom2@4ax.com>...
> On 14 Jul 2004 00:30:35 -0700, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> brought
> down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
> 
> >On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 10:08:12 +0900, skab-t  ...
> >>
> >>
> >>"Tony" <poiwerpoipoi@poipoipoi.com> wrote in message
> >>news:cd1of0$i9u$1@titan.btinternet.com...
> >>> Will there be pony rides?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "John W." <worthj1970@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:73fde4f0.0407131209.2253e2b0@posting.google.com...
> >>> > "skab-t" <xk54@kt-el.com> wrote in message
>  news:<40f398bb$0$19839$44c9b20d@news2.asahi-net.or.jp>...
> >>> > > Don't fancy Fuji Rock?
> >>> >
> >>> > Not really. Too many people on the mountain this time of year.
> >>> >
> >>> > John W.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>It's not on the mountain, it's at the solar cafe. There are no ponies, sadly,
> >>but they do have chickens, sheep and puppies. Tony,
> >
> >
> >We don't go in for all that kinky stuff here.
> >
> >One of the fun things you can do at the solar cafe is to pretend you are a third
> >world labourer for a day and scratch in their dirt as a volunteer farmer. Anyone
> >want to be volunteer house cleaner?
> 
> 
> I already spend six days a week pretending I am a third world laborer.
> Is there some place I can go and pretend to be the tinhorn despotic
> tyrant of a third world country for a change?
> 
Ask the wife and kids to leave the house for a couple of days. Other
than that you're out of luck.

John W.