On 15 Jul 2004 09:26:26 -0700, worthj1970@yahoo.com (John W.) brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote in message news:<1gicf0tk9cg0p5pqmibijkhi3ct2nkcom2@4ax.com>...
>> On 14 Jul 2004 00:30:35 -0700, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> brought
>> down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>> 
>> >On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 10:08:12 +0900, skab-t  ...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>"Tony" <poiwerpoipoi@poipoipoi.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:cd1of0$i9u$1@titan.btinternet.com...
>> >>> Will there be pony rides?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> "John W." <worthj1970@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >>> news:73fde4f0.0407131209.2253e2b0@posting.google.com...
>> >>> > "skab-t" <xk54@kt-el.com> wrote in message
>>  news:<40f398bb$0$19839$44c9b20d@news2.asahi-net.or.jp>...
>> >>> > > Don't fancy Fuji Rock?
>> >>> >
>> >>> > Not really. Too many people on the mountain this time of year.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > John W.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>It's not on the mountain, it's at the solar cafe. There are no ponies, sadly,
>> >>but they do have chickens, sheep and puppies. Tony,
>> >
>> >
>> >We don't go in for all that kinky stuff here.
>> >
>> >One of the fun things you can do at the solar cafe is to pretend you are a third
>> >world labourer for a day and scratch in their dirt as a volunteer farmer. Anyone
>> >want to be volunteer house cleaner?
>> 
>> 
>> I already spend six days a week pretending I am a third world laborer.
>> Is there some place I can go and pretend to be the tinhorn despotic
>> tyrant of a third world country for a change?
>> 
>Ask the wife and kids to leave the house for a couple of days. Other
>than that you're out of luck.

I can't do that. My wife's firm grip on my continued affection is due
in large part to the fact that I have not the slightest idea where my
clothes are kept. She parcels a set out to me each day.




--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College