Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<r10pdv84l06jo7m9qa41n0dafieskm0mon@4ax.com>...
> On 2 Jun 2003 18:39:23 -0700, worthj1970@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
> 
> >Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<t2endvs7f47rmnfk1qe9i21gpn3ui6lfi5@4ax.com>...
> >> On 2 Jun 2003 09:29:01 -0700, worthj1970@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> >> the alphabet and kept on going with:
> >> 
> >> >rcaetano7@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.0306020112.4bf29e4a@posting.google.com>...
> >> >> 
> >> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
> >> >> 
> >> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
> >> >packs just don't handle the job.
> >> 
> >> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
> >> 
> >There's just too much to spread, and the effort is too much. Besides,
> >there's a hair issue.
> 
> Well, braid it or put it in a ponytail or something. Try moistening
> your tissue with Nair for a week or two and see if that helps.
> 
It's very discouraging to find that the hair from my head is migrating
south at such an alarming rate.

John W.