Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<t2endvs7f47rmnfk1qe9i21gpn3ui6lfi5@4ax.com>...
> On 2 Jun 2003 09:29:01 -0700, worthj1970@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
> 
> >rcaetano7@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.0306020112.4bf29e4a@posting.google.com>...
> >> 
> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
> >> 
> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
> >packs just don't handle the job.
> 
> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
> 
There's just too much to spread, and the effort is too much. Besides,
there's a hair issue.

John W.