Re: Toilet haiku
On Dec 17, 10:45 am, Declan Murphy <declan_mur...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 8, 10:29 am, Erifanieid the Hysterical
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> <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> > We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan Murphy
> > has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
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> > >On Dec 6, 12:58?pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
> > >> "John W." <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> > >>news:0c16f041-dbf8-437f-8128-957d16f655c6@j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
> > >> On Dec 4, 7:01 pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
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> > >> > I sit here broke heart
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> > >> > Try to shit - only farted
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> > >> > Tomorrow try too
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> > >> >Google is really pissing me off. I've tried to post this same haiku
> > >> >four times already and it never shows up. Other posts do, and this one
> > >> >says successful, but the damn thing doesnt show up. So here it is
> > >> >again. Again.
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> > >> >Smells and sounds erupt
> > >> >In sweet anonymity.
> > >> >When did I eat corn?
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> > >> >Damn Google.
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> > >> >John
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> > >> FWIW I was having the same problem and by chance found that it was happening
> > >> only when posting behind certain posters. No idea why.
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> > >Google groups won't let you reply to Jeff's posts (annd possibly some
> > >others). The reason is because of the succinct phrase you'll find in
> > >his headers
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> > >"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
> > >your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
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> > >Now I'm wondering if f@ will also be blocked.
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> > Oooooooops. I spend too much time in alt.*. Fixed.
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> サンキュー。 Until recently it remained something of a mystery as to why
> google would index your posts, but wouldn't let others reply to them,
> and yet would index posts by spammers that breached google's so called
> terms of service. The "sponsored links" column provides one
> suggestion. On a page where your
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> "Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
> your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
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> text is displayed, do-no-evil google has an advert for
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> <taste>
> Suicide Prevention
> Full Encyclopedia Entry
> 4 Pages of Information
> </tasteless>
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> followed by!!!
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> "Shop at WebSpider.com" etc.
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> Classy!
Evidently you also provoke thoughts of preventing suicide in Google as
well as Government Grant Money, Free Money that you never have to pay
back.
John W.
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