Re: Smoke 'Em If Ya Got 'Em
Dan Rempel wrote:
> Declan Murphy wrote:
>
>> Dan Rempel wrote:
>>
>>> Declan Murphy wrote:
>>>
>>>> another fool wrote:
>>
>>>> You can use a lighter for sex as well as combustion?
>>>>
>>>>> You would light a stoggie with something other then a wooden match?
>>>>> Sir you should be drawn and quartered for your blasphemy!
>>>>> Thanks for the cigar linkage though...
>>>>
>>>> My local tobacconist usually supplies long wooden matches with each box
>>>> purchased. I thought they all did?
>>>
>>> We now have a no-smoking bylaw that prohibits using the eternal-flame
>>> lighter in the tobacconists from being used to actually light up your
>>> purchase. Can't smoke in a bingo pallor either; something is indeedy-do
>>> wrong around here.
>>>
>>> Dan
>>
>> Surely you can use the "external-flame lighter" elsewhere though?
>>
> Yeahbutt, there's something so pleasant about stepping up to the classy
> in-store lighter with your latest health-threatening purchase and
> setting it ablaze (the purchase, not the store). As for the elsewhere's,
> as far as I know the only place you can legally smoke around here is
> on suburban streets, in your car, and at home. Doesn't matter much to
> me, since my cigar purchases are few and far between, but I still think
> it's stupid.
You cannot puff away on a pipe or a churchill in a bar somewhere? Or in
one of those lovely looking leather sofas in a club with oak pannelling,
antique shotguns decorating the walls, a billiard table from the 19th
century and crusty barman from the same? Outrageous!
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