m. lamphier wrote:
> Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote in message news:<niv7e05m4tk6pnj1v1to58c9786hldiscc@4ax.com>...
> 
>>Then today, he comes up and asks me what the difference is between
>>America and Japan. Like I'm supposed to give some sort of concise
>>answer in a single sentence or something. 
> 
> 
> I actually knew a Japanese guy in college who had this all worked out.
> What he would say is America is "soto" and Japan is "naka". If pressed
> he would explain at length what this was supposed to mean, but of
> course it could mean anything. The key is to say it with a knowing
> intellectual air and then look bemused if someone asks you to explain.
> 
> Damn, I didn't know you played the banjo, I am jealous.

He can also squeal like a pig and has purty lips.

John W.