Chris Kern wrote:
> On Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:17:23 +0900, "mr.sumo.snr"
> <llanelli14NOSPAM@yahoo.com> posted the following:
> 
>>My wife informs me that the 'pros' recommend sitting on a Western-style
>>crapper back-to-front and then perform the 'collection' from whatever sticks
>>to the pan!  If that fails then crapping on a few sheets of newspaper is
>>also a popular alternative - I too shit you not!
> 
> Just sit on a western-style toilet and hold a ziploc bag underneath
> you.  Don't miss.
> 
> -Chris

My charitable gift has to be presented in a small plastic tube, the 
aperture to which is about 9mm in diameter. Ziploc? I'd prefer to cut 
out as many intermediary steps as possible on this one.

-- 
"Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ No, don't you give 
me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ For my head will fly, my tongue 
will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die/ Won't you pour me one more of 
that sinful Old Janx Spirit"