Ian J Cottee wrote:
> Michael Cash <buggeroff@fake.com> writes:
> 
>>2. Foreign men are gentlemen and help wash dishes and do the housework
> 
> I am absolutely forbidden to do any cleaning in the house at
> all. Apparantly I do not do it 'properly'. 

You cunning bastard! Any other secrets you can pass on before I get hitched?

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I am not who I think I am
I am not who you think I am
I am who I think you think I am

...or some such shite.