Re: Does Rei have a tighter vagina than Asuka? (was Re: Proof that Rei has bigger breasts than Asuka! (was Re: Would Rei and Asuka be jailbait in Japan?))
Somewhere around the time of 05/20/2003 19:56, the world stopped and
listened as Vaughn L.Porter graced us with this profound tidbit of
wisdom that would fufill the enjoyment of future generations:
> "Daniel Rudy" <dcrudy@invalid.pacbell.nospam.net.0123456789> wrote in
> message news:3EC72536.2060908@invalid.pacbell.nospam.net.0123456789...
>> Somewhere around the time of 05/17/2003 19:13, the world stopped and
>> listened as Bill Martin graced us with this profound tidbit of wisdom
>> that would fufill the enjoyment of future generations:
>> > In article <8eiacv8571glvve1rlq5b8hi1dfisc9mig@4ax.com>, Rob Kelly
>> > <centraldogma@sekai-no-hate.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Fri, 16 May 2003 10:28:35 GMT, Bill Martin
>> >> <billmartin2@SPAMGUARDcox.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <91n8cvollp90ls72c17e0feqrg0h8q495a@4ax.com>, Rob Kelly
>> >> ><centraldogma@sekai-no-hate.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Thu, 15 May 2003 00:25:04 GMT, Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
>> >> >> <ppvegeta@hotmail.communism> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >On Wed, 14 May 2003 16:06:10 +0000 (UTC), marshall@astro.umd.edu
>> >> >> >(James Marshall) wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>I wouldn't be surprised if you're right. And I don't think it's
> all that
>> >> >> >>big of a deal. Both Rei and Asuka are pretty attractive, does it
> really
>> >> >> >>make all that much difference which has the bigger bust line? :)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Okay, let's move on for now, as this has pretty much been done to
>> >> >> >death...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Next topic for discussion:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Between Rei and Asuka, who has the tighter vagina (cunt, pussy,
>> >> >> >snatch, poontang - whatever you want to call it) - assuming that
> both
>> >> >> >are virgins? ^_^
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Again, I would say that Rei is the winner in this department too,
> as
>> >> >> >she is shorter and slightly less thin than Asuka, going on this
>> >> >> >picture that someone posted before:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Uh...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Does anyone else here think that these comparison threads are going
> a
>> >> >> LITTLE bit too far? Rei and Asuka may be babes, but it doesn't mean
> we
>> >> >> should be comapring notes on their bodyparts.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Besides, There are more legal women out there... Misato, Ritsuko,
> Yui,
>> >> >> Naoko? Anyone? Anyone?
>> >> >
>> >> >Yui and Naoko are dead, YOU SICK FREAK!
>> >>
>> >> I accidentally list Naoko and Yui in my list of legal women in
>> >> Evangelion, because I didn't like the way these threads are going and
>> >> I'm labeled a sick freak?
>> >>
>> >> But goat and Psaiyan Prince Vegeta can talk about their BDSM fantasies
>> >> and discuss the genitalia of A PAIR OF FICTIONAL 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS
>> >> and no-one bats an eyelid? Doesn't anyone see the irony here?
>> >>
>> >> Just who is the sicker freak here?
>> >
>> > Hey, I never said Psaiyan Prince Vegeta wasn't sick, I was just
>> > expressing outrage at listing women that have been physically dead for
>> > the entire series, otherwise I'd be outraged at any and all discussion
>> > about that because Misato and Ritsuko died in the movies, and with
>> > Shinji and Asuka the only ones back so far at the end, there has to be
>> > some relaxing of morality, otherwise the human race would die off if no
>> > one else chooses to come back.
>> >
>>
>> I dunno. It's not like Shinji and Asuka have a choice in the matter who
>> their mate will be, considering that they are the last two people on
>> Earth. I wonder if there will ever be a sequel to document the
>> cronicles of Shinji and Asuka. Hmm...Could have something here. Hey
>> Anno, you listening?
>>
>> --
>> Daniel Rudy
>>
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>
> Not bloody likely, mate. I seem to remember a fanfic of Shinji and Asuka in
> the aftermath of TI, they starved to death while arguing all the time on
> that beach.
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> As if they'd be alone for the rest of their lives.
>
>
That was a fanfic though. I have read several fanfics that were
actually positive. So who knows how something like that would play out.
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Daniel Rudy
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