Michael Cash wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 20:59:16 -0400, Kevin Gowen
> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
> inscribed:
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>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 17:04:15 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>inscribed:
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>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>>>On 19 Aug 2004 08:20:39 -0700, worthj1970@yahoo.com (John W.) brought
>>>>>down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
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>>>>>>Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote in message news:<iiu8i09id85ml31vfj4ef4rm9eflv9foe9@4ax.com>...
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>>>>>>>It'll be cool to see all the Senators out there in their best formal
>>>>>>>togas.
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>>>>>>Not this lot. Ted will probably be dead by then, so who will be left?
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>>>>>He'll be there. He's The Kennedy Who Can't Be Killed.
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>>>>The Schwarzenegger/Shriver marriage is a genetic experiment to produce a 
>>>>bulletproof Kennedy.
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>>>>>Of course, his toga will probably be by Speedo and he'll have a swim
>>>>>mask and snorkel to go with it.
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>>>>The two Massachusetts senators are quite a contrast. One dove into water 
>>>>risking life and limb for a pet hamster.
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>>>And then did CPR on it. He has quite a future with PETA or ASPCA
>>>waiting for him if he would only apply himself.
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>>Can you guess where John Kerry had his most beloved pet, according to 
>>his PETA questionnaire?
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> In one of his 5 SUVs?
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> Or in one of Mrs. Kerry's 57 overseas plants? (Reckon he'll shut 'em
> all down and bring those jobs back to America?)

Actually, I was mistaken. It was a Humane Society questionnaire, not 
PETA's. It takes him nine words to tell you where he had his favorite pet.
http://www.humaneusa.org/2004_presidential/question/jkerry_2004.pdf
"When I was serving on a swiftboat in Vietnam..."

- Kevin