Wow, I feel like I'm lying on a couch and our session is just about up 
doctor.  

Okay, let me try now - USA was probably a well educated boy, smart but 
definitely not popular with other kids his age.  During his early years 
he developed an interest on international culture and politics, joined 
the military and  got shipped off to Asia where he became a huge 
Asiaphile.  

When he transferred to Korea he found a poor Korean woman who needed to 
be "saved" from her country as well as herslef, got married, and 
imported her back to his whitebread suburb.  He now claims to be an 
expert on Koreans and Asians and is acing as an American ambassador on 
the internet, just because he's laid a few.

Unfortunately he does not realize that he is still white, and still 
American - a double whammy when it comes to trying to save (or conquer, 
depending on how you look at it) anyone outside of his borders.  To us 
"orientals" he is public enemy number one - the reason why there are 
ghettos domestically and internationally.  The reason why families have 
to leave their countries in the first place, sacrificing their culture 
and identity, just to work 12 hours a day and 7 days a week so that they 
can send their kids to a good school so that they can keep up with the 
rich white kids.