Kevin Wayne Williams wrote:
> Our most controversial news item lately has been the Great Donkey
> Roundup. Seems that drunks and speeders have been having problems
> steering around the donkeys, resulting in a rash of dead donkeys and
> injured drunks and speeders. Rather than address the problem, they
> decided to round up all the donkeys and place them on a donkey
> sanctuary. It's quieter at night now, but I miss having them around.

A donkey sanctuary? A FUCKING DONKEY SANCTUARY??? Strewth. Exactly how
much dope cultivation underpins the gross island product (GIP?) of the
Dutch Antilles? If Austria can cull 7 million+ bloody kangaroos each
year, surely a bunch of pseudo Dutchmen (Hi Kaz!) can go the bang on
some wretched mules. Think of the tourism possibilities. You could hand
a rifle to each new arrival, or even a brace of throwing knives! After
a spot of scuba diving, tourists could drive back to your hotel pinning
donkeys to trees...

I'll have another whiskey.

> Windswept and exotic enough for you?

Strangely enuff, no. Actually I think my next holiday might be to Goa
or Macao/Guangdong. Goa probably. Looking forward to going to India and
not having to work in the place.