Paul Weaver wrote:
> On 7 May, 02:20, "Rita B. Flesh" <vintage_man...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> I want to show my big boobs on UK railways.
>>
>> Is that allowed or will I go to jail for showing my tits???
>
> Depends on size
>
> For the tits you want to show, this applies:
> "... birds and small animals must be carried in an enclosed basket"
>
> But I guess that looking at them through such a basket, however
> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vbE_ScQYCgA/SRNeE8b281I/AAAAAAAAAbI/G91IVWoCQEE/s400/greta+in+basket.jpg
> wouldn't be allowed -- not enclosed. You won't go to jail though.
>
> As to your "big boobs" -- I assume a couple of lanky teenage dunces?
> They are allowed to travel, if they're over 16 get them a 16-25
> railcard, they'll get 1/3rd off.
>
> Pictures of the items in question may help us identify your needs more
> closely.

Ha ha ha. I was thinking that. Never been adverse to tits on the internet. 
I've put up with Polson long enough, so what difference a pair of new ones?