Re: Can I show my tits on UK railways???
On 7 May, 02:20, "Rita B. Flesh" <vintage_man...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I want to show my big boobs on UK railways.
>
> Is that allowed or will I go to jail for showing my tits???
Depends on size
For the tits you want to show, this applies:
"... birds and small animals must be carried in an enclosed basket"
But I guess that looking at them through such a basket, however
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vbE_ScQYCgA/SRNeE8b281I/AAAAAAAAAbI/G91IVWoCQEE/s400/greta+in+basket.jpg
wouldn't be allowed -- not enclosed. You won't go to jail though.
As to your "big boobs" -- I assume a couple of lanky teenage dunces?
They are allowed to travel, if they're over 16 get them a 16-25
railcard, they'll get 1/3rd off.
Pictures of the items in question may help us identify your needs more
closely.
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