Jim Breen wrote:
> CL wrote:
>> Jim Breen wrote:
>>> Hugh! Hugh! You missed it. *Everyone* knows that the only people
>>> who bring gruesome diseases into Japan are either Gaigins or
>>> nisei Bazilians.
>> Didn't miss that.  No, the innocent flowers of Wa were forcibly closeted
>> with French Canadians (almost as bad as having to sit next to Belgians)
>> for several days, exposing them to the contagion and forcing them to
>> return to Wa in a weakened, sickened state.  So, yeah, the Gaigins did
>> the infecting, they just did it on their home turf is all.
> 
> Whereas with AIDS, the 和花 don't get it OS because they keep themselves
> pure, so that's the reasons the brothels have to have "Japanese only"
> policies to stop the diseased Gaigins from infecting the workers.

Nah, everyone knows that Japan-grown green tea kills the HIV virus,
stops lung cancer dead in its tracks, cures intestinal cancer, slows
pattern baldness, and makes your teeth strong, so you don't need false
teeth until you're around 110 years old.

In Uguisudani they still say the shops are Japanese only because our
pee-pees are too big and we aren't gentle enough ...  I've offered to
disprove those theories several times, but no one has ever taken me up
on it.

-- 
CL