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And You Expected What?

When the store manager returned from lunch, he
noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before
he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had
some very good news for him. 

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally
sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue
double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked. 

"That's the one!" 

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought
we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That
had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But
tell me, why is your hand bandaged?" 

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the
guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."