In article <20030612134814260-0500@news.chi.sbcglobal.net>, vlad@impaler.com says...

>Okay, let me try now - USA was probably a well educated boy, smart but 
>definitely not popular with other kids his age.  During his early years 
>he developed an interest on international culture and politics, joined 
>the military and  got shipped off to Asia where he became a huge 
>Asiaphile.  

Smart?  Well educated?  I would put his IQ at 90-100.
His education at High school + a couple years of
community college.

After the high school he joined the military because
he could not find a job nor was he admitted to a college.  
When he got the first stripe,
he probably thought that was a life-time accomplishment
and his family framed that stripe on the wall.

I woul also agree with you that he probably was a loner.
He was looked down by his peers, and this is where
Asia came in.  All the working women (euphoric word for
girls USA likes to hang around, or perhaps the only ones
who would not mind him) revered him.  He did not
know that they liked his paycheck.  None the less he
married one.

>When he transferred to Korea he found a poor Korean woman who needed to 
>be "saved" from her country as well as herslef, got married, and 
>imported her back to his whitebread suburb.  He now claims to be an 
>expert on Koreans and Asians and is acing as an American ambassador on 
>the internet, just because he's laid a few.