"Jimbo" <jim@bo.selecta> wrote in message news:3f9e3a79$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> "jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
> news:naadnao_vcbx7QSiU-KYgw@is.co.za...
> >
> > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > news:ciYlb.162882$bo1.36238@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > Hey Jimbo!   Now you're in a bind.   How are you going to tell
Jacqui
> > that
> > > you only get to send emails from the prison library computer, that
you
> > sell
> > > copies of this thread to other inmates and since Jacqui revealed
her
> > > 'passionate' interest in the Karma Sutra, sales have
> > skyrocketed.(spies are
> > > everywhere)
> > > Jacqui my dear, have patience, Jimbo is not intentionally
secretive,
> > it's
> > > just that he's a natural born cad
> > > and can't help himself.
> > > Geoff Bateman OAM
> >
> > Nah - never thought he was, a cad that is. Sounds like a pleasant
> > cobber, actually.
> >
> Scene 1:
> In a damp cellar, a dishevelled figure is hunched over a keyboard, his
> wizened, twisted face bathed in the ghostly glow of  the computer
screen. A
> rat scurries across the antique desk, disturbing the cobwebs and
raising a
> cloud of dust.
>
> "Pleasant cobber? Ha. She's taking the bait.
> The nice guy routine is working just as I knew it would.  She's
convinced
> those pictures of Mel Gibson that I emailed to her are really me.
> Once I have crushed this interfering Geoff character like an insect,
she
> will be mine, MINE! MINE!"
> HWAR HWAR HWAR HWARRRRRRRRRR!"
>
> The rats, cockroaches and other denizens of his underground kingdon
fled as
> his evil laugh echoed off the cold walls.

The next Alfred Hitchcock in the making!