"jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
news:naadnao_vcbx7QSiU-KYgw@is.co.za...
>
> "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:ciYlb.162882$bo1.36238@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > Hey Jimbo!   Now you're in a bind.   How are you going to tell Jacqui
> that
> > you only get to send emails from the prison library computer, that you
> sell
> > copies of this thread to other inmates and since Jacqui revealed her
> > 'passionate' interest in the Karma Sutra, sales have
> skyrocketed.(spies are
> > everywhere)
> > Jacqui my dear, have patience, Jimbo is not intentionally secretive,
> it's
> > just that he's a natural born cad
> > and can't help himself.
> > Geoff Bateman OAM
>
> Nah - never thought he was, a cad that is. Sounds like a pleasant
> cobber, actually.
>
Scene 1:
In a damp cellar, a dishevelled figure is hunched over a keyboard, his
wizened, twisted face bathed in the ghostly glow of  the computer screen. A
rat scurries across the antique desk, disturbing the cobwebs and raising a
cloud of dust.

"Pleasant cobber? Ha. She's taking the bait.
The nice guy routine is working just as I knew it would.  She's convinced
those pictures of Mel Gibson that I emailed to her are really me.
Once I have crushed this interfering Geoff character like an insect, she
will be mine, MINE! MINE!"
HWAR HWAR HWAR HWARRRRRRRRRR!"

The rats, cockroaches and other denizens of his underground kingdon fled as
his evil laugh echoed off the cold walls.





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