"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
news:bs5nj20f0e@drn.newsguy.com...

> I also use "stop bowing and get out of the fucking way" on a regular
basis, the
> most recent on Thursday night as an entire company was saying goodbye to
someone
> at the entrance to the Akasaka subway. Amazingly it seems to work without
> translating it.

This also works on the road when some idiot is bowing at you as they cut you
off. You just have to make sure you have your window rolled down and stick
your head out of the window as you are saying it so they can see your mad
gaigin face.

What I have a problem with are the gangs of funeral goers that congregate in
the middle of the street. You know, the ones that are all wearing black
suits with white ties. They don't pay the slightest attention to the fact
that they are parked in the middle of the street, that they are all standing
in the middle of the street, and that they are lucky I don't have a cannon
mounted on the hood of my car. If you yell at them, they get what I call
"nip-lock TM" which stops all brain activity. They just sit there looking
like idiots in their funeral garb as they try to grasp the idea that
somebody would taint their funeral with a request to get their thumbs out of
their butts and get the fuck off the street.