"Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com> wrote in message news:<bs86no$gii$1@cobalt01.janis.or.jp>...
> What I have a problem with are the gangs of funeral goers that congregate in
> the middle of the street. You know, the ones that are all wearing black
> suits with white ties. They don't pay the slightest attention to the fact
> that they are parked in the middle of the street, that they are all standing
> in the middle of the street, and that they are lucky I don't have a cannon
> mounted on the hood of my car. If you yell at them, they get what I call
> "nip-lock TM" which stops all brain activity. They just sit there looking
> like idiots in their funeral garb as they try to grasp the idea that
> somebody would taint their funeral with a request to get their thumbs out of
> their butts and get the fuck off the street.

Good - they're already dressed for the funeral - give them another one to go to.