robkelk@deadspam.com (Rob Kelk) wrote in 
news:3ec92fdb.762413@news.cis.dfn.de:

> On Sun, 18 May 2003 06:13:18 GMT, Daniel Rudy
> <dcrudy@invalid.pacbell.nospam.net.0123456789> wrote:
> 
>>Somewhere around the time of 05/17/2003 15:48, the world stopped and
>>listened as Blade graced us with this profound tidbit of wisdom that
>>would fufill the enjoyment of future generations:
> 
> <snip>
> 
>>> ...if you're going to do something like that, please to be spelling 
>>> "sarcasm" correctly.  Otherwise, your crack falls flatter than Lina 
>>> Inverse's chest.  HTH.  HAND.
>>> 
>>>                                     Blade
>>
>>Lina:  What did you say about my chest?
>>
>>Blade: Umm...  Nothing...
>>
>>Lina:  I have your nothing right here....FIREBALL!
>>
>>Next we see Blade scorched and burnted from Lina's wrath.
>>
>>Sorry, I couldn't resist.  From what I have seen in the series, her 
>>chest is small, but it is also perportional.  She is petite, you know. 
>>I think we could start a new thread with this...
> 
> Well, let's start with some evidence, shall we?
> <http://robkelk.ottawa-anime.org/notsoflat/>

<sigh>

Well, let's put it this way: if someone knows another character who has 
cracks made about their supposedly-flat chest and actually IS flatter 
than Lina, let me know and I'll use them as an obanime reference instead. 
;p

                                   Blade
(Though how flat Lina is really depends on the scene and what she's 
wearing.  In her usual outfit, she actually does look quite small by 
anime standards.)